(This post was last modified: 11-21-2016, 09:28 PM by Teddyboy.)
Shaving has so overtaken my life that…
· when I buy some shaving stuff I squeamishly tell my wife it is Talloween.
· I consider L’Institut Karite one of France’s finest research institutes.
· my wife admonishes me that “there is more to life than soft tips.”
· I forget that I am bald when I tell people I have a brush acquisition disorder.
· I considered developing a shea-bagel to go with shea-butter.
· the biggest insult to me is “hey, you forgot to shave” when I didn’t.
· my wife left me for a guy with a beard.
· when I buy some shaving stuff I squeamishly tell my wife it is Talloween.
· I consider L’Institut Karite one of France’s finest research institutes.
· my wife admonishes me that “there is more to life than soft tips.”
· I forget that I am bald when I tell people I have a brush acquisition disorder.
· I considered developing a shea-bagel to go with shea-butter.
· the biggest insult to me is “hey, you forgot to shave” when I didn’t.
· my wife left me for a guy with a beard.
Cheers,
Ted
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill
Ted
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Winston Churchill