Fluffy’s Curmudgeon Corner

And that children, is why Uncle Fluffy volunteered to chaperone the school dances from that day onward. The End.

And that children, is why Uncle Fluffy volunteered to chaperone the school dances from that day onward.  The End.

I see Ken Fluffy has finally been escorted to the proper section.

The crew.

The homecoming went off without a hitch.
Kind of a subdued Affair. Nothing too exciting happened. Except one instance. when the DJ played a song that instructs the people dancing. To “put your hands in the air”. Some of the females forgot that such a maneuver would cause a wardrobe malfunction.  Their dresses  popped up just as quickly as their hands. I’m just guessing. But the poor girls must have come from disadvantaged families. In order to spend money on tickets to the dance, fancy dresses and shoes. They must have fashioned  knickers from old bits of string attached to discarded eye patches instead of buying them. Oh well. They didn’t seem too embarrassed.

Its a different world out there now.  When I was in school "revealing" clothing was when the girls wore a lighter weight of sweat shirt    

I can recall a number of years ago when my daughter was 9 or 10 and was involved in lots of dancing classes.  Costumes were always a big part of the experience and one day she came home with instructions to ask her mother to buy her some underwear "without the back".  That marked the transition from unicorns and faeries to Brittany Spears.

I feel your pain Marko
I know you can’t protect them forever. But 9 or 10. Damn. Don’t know how I would have responded to a letter like that. If my daughter had brought one home.

The homecoming went off without a hitch.
Kind of a subdued Affair. Nothing too exciting happened. Except one instance. when the DJ played a song that instructs the people dancing. To “put your hands in the air”. Some of the females forgot that such a maneuver would cause a wardrobe malfunction.  Their dresses  popped up just as quickly as their hands. I’m just guessing. But the poor girls must have come from disadvantaged families. In order to spend money on tickets to the dance, fancy dresses and shoes. They must have fashioned  knickers from old bits of string attached to discarded eye patches instead of buying them. Oh well. They didn’t seem too embarrassed.

Its a different world out there now.  When I was in school "revealing" clothing was when the girls wore a lighter weight of sweat shirt    

I can recall a number of years ago when my daughter was 9 or 10 and was involved in lots of dancing classes.  Costumes were always a big part of the experience and one day she came home with instructions to ask her mother to buy her some underwear "without the back".  That marked the transition from unicorns and faeries to Brittany Spears.

I feel your pain Marko
I know you can’t protect them forever. But 9 or 10. Damn. Don’t know how I would have responded to a letter like that. If my daughter had brought one home.

Yeah like Ken said, I was hesitant to respond but if I got that letter I think there would be a hard stop !

Your Darn Tootin Dave in KY

I feel your pain Marko
I know you can’t protect them forever. But 9 or 10. Damn. Don’t know how I would have responded to a letter like that. If my daughter had brought one home.

Yeah, it wasn’t a letter, my daughter delivered it verbally. I can still recall that minute or two of wheels turning in my head-what do those words mean?? Why would underwear not have backs?? Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?? Doesn’t that make them...dang. Raising girls is different from boys. Most discussions with boys involved variations of “did you die”? Or “did you hit em back?”