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(This post was last modified: 05-01-2017, 08:47 PM by KAV.)
Years past I took a graveyard shift job during the Christmas Season stocking a TOYS R US. I rounded an aisle with a case of Johnny Depp action figures
from THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW and the shift manager, guy in college was uh, disrobing a Barbie Doll. I don't know what anatomical details he expected from a mass produced doll or how it would increase his sexual acumen. He turned beet red and I truly felt terrible for him. I walked on and l endured a strained working relationship until mercifully laid off on December 24.
I'm doing my monthly deep cleaning of my kit and,well, um, er I gave my soaps a deep inhale, fluffed the knots on my badgers like childrens hair and admired the kaleidoscope colors on the wall from my cologne bottles. I realized this young kid, just up from Old Mexico working for the landscape company had paused cleaning out dead Agapanthus and was staring at this crazy gringo.
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#2

Posting Freak
You've come full circle Big Grin

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#3

Posting Freak
Canada
(05-01-2017, 08:49 PM)Marko Wrote: You've come full circle Big Grin

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Love, Laughter & Shaving  Heart
#4

Member
Detroit
(05-01-2017, 08:46 PM)KAV Wrote: Years past I took a graveyard shift job during the Christmas Season stocking a TOYS R US. I rounded an aisle with a case of Johnny Depp action figures
from THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW and the shift manager, guy in college was uh, disrobing a Barbie Doll. I don't know what anatomical details he expected from a mass produced doll or how it would increase his sexual acumen. He turned beet red and I truly felt terrible for him. I walked on and l endured a strained working relationship until mercifully laid off on December 24.
I'm doing my monthly deep cleaning of my kit and,well, um, er  I gave my soaps a deep inhale, fluffed the knots on my badgers like childrens hair and admired the kaleidoscope colors on the wall from my cologne bottles. I realized this young kid, just up from Old Mexico working for the landscape company had paused cleaning out dead Agapanthus  and was staring at this crazy gringo.
Blush

Aaaand you made me laugh again, bravo! Happy

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- Jeff
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Member
Idaho Falls, Idaho
Ha! Awesome post

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#6

Vintage Razor Fan
Southwestern NY
Great stuff, KAV!  You made me laugh as well!  I've come very close to being caught myself, but I have been very careful and lucky! Winking

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-Rob
#7

Member
Las Vegas, NV, USA
Belly chuckles are presently occurring after reading your post, KAV! Precious stuff… Big Grin

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Whenever I go to shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving, so I say “I’m gonna go shave, too.”
– Mitch Hedberg
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(05-01-2017, 08:46 PM)KAV Wrote: Years past I took a graveyard shift job during the Christmas Season stocking a TOYS R US. I rounded an aisle with a case of Johnny Depp action figures
from THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW and the shift manager, guy in college was uh, disrobing a Barbie Doll. I don't know what anatomical details he expected from a mass produced doll or how it would increase his sexual acumen.
That gives a whole new meaning to "Toys R Us".

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Posting Freak
(05-02-2017, 04:14 AM)Tbone Wrote:
(05-01-2017, 08:46 PM)KAV Wrote: Years past I took a graveyard shift job during the Christmas Season stocking a TOYS R US. I rounded an aisle with a case of Johnny Depp action figures
from THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW and the shift manager, guy in college was uh, disrobing a Barbie Doll. I don't know what anatomical details he expected from a mass produced doll or how it would increase his sexual acumen.
That gives a whole new meaning to "Toys R Us".

Just don't linger in the doll aisle Big Grin

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#10

Soap Sniffers Anonymous
Edmonton
It's OK razors and brushes are tools, you have to take care of them.....thats all just maintenance, and you have to sniff soap to make sure it hasn't turned bad. If it is a problem we have meetings every Thursday.

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