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(03-12-2020, 11:38 PM):DCzechCzar Wrote: Found this online - very funny! A review of Clubman aftershave, apparently from Amazon.Love it. A mans man. No apologies
"Want to smell like some cheese-eating high school boy? Slather on some Axe. Maybe you want to smell like a Radio Shack sales guy? Try the Old Spice. A science teacher limping toward retirement? Aqua Velva is your scent. But if you want to smell like a MAN, you need to be using Clubman. When I say man, I mean Jack Palance, Jack Lord. and Jack Kennedy. Or Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Connors. Even guys not named Jack or Chuck - I'm looking at you, Sean Connery. Sure, Clubman is like a thousand tiny daggers stabbing your face, but it's worth it. I was smart enough to start using this stuff when I was 15, and I still get compliments. And broads. Am I going to apologize for calling women 'broads'? Yes, right after I splash on some Clinique For Men Oil Control Exfoliating Tonic. So never."
https://www.clubmanonline.com/blog/humor...d-product/
