(09-17-2021, 07:55 PM)HighSpeed Wrote: Great write up Tim. If you don't mind, I'd like to share a few tips for getting through the next six weeks without Mrs. Milkcrate.
- Watch plenty of TV - especially football and great outdoors shows.
- Lay back on the couch, and don't forget to put your legs up on the coffee table.
- Drink only pale beers. They don't stain the couch so bad as the dark beers.
- Remember: The pizza delivery guy is your friend. Be nice to him.
- A varied diet is important, so the same goes for Door Dash, Uber Eats, etc, and regardless of gender or gender identity. And don't keep drinking the same beer every night either. There are plenty of pale hefeweizens, lagers, pilsners to choose from.
- A clean kitchen is important, so wash the dishes at least once a week - more often if the flies get too bad.
- Keep telling yourself "Batchin' it is great." Who knows, you might start believing it ... for a while.
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And getting back to life as we know it ... Good luck on the home front Tim, and good luck to your wife and her daughter too.
Thanks Mike! I like the way you think.
-Tim
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-Another satisfied Fluffy Industries customer - V2 Mini Copper.
-Proud member of Club Oscuro - Trotter Handcrafts Costa Oscuro.