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Merchant
Arizona, USA
http://shor.by/1OA3   I Gingerbread Man is FINALLY BACK...a little early. (or late depending who you ask.)  

Hee, Hee...I mean, Ho, Ho, Hooo Yeah!

Scent Profile: A Kiss Of Cinnamon, Ginger, Nutmeg, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Vanilla and Atomic Age Bay Rum!

It's Tough to Keep A Good Cookie Down, right?
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Many of you will remember I Gingerbread Man didn't make it for the holiday last year, Yup we just couldn't squeeze the little guy in we were so overflowing with seasonal releases! We decided to send him off to the island of Kiritimati for a much needed vacation instead! However, his litttle holiday break keeps getting extended! Occasionally we get a postcard from him but it's still unclear if he will be back this holiday season or not, so we went to him! 

That's right people, for a limited time you can grab the I Gingerbread Collection RIGHT NOW! Run, Run As Fast As You Can!

What Is I Gingerbread Man Douglas? Just A Festive, EPIC take on Bay Rum; Merry, Nostalgic & Spicy Masculine...but I know a few of you are hearing about this one for the first time...so let's get into it and damned be the heat! 

ATTN: First 50 Bundles Include Collectible Limited Edition Holographic Sticker!!!

I Gingerbread Man? [From Holiday Sales Page] 

Once more we crossed a strain of Atomic Age Bay Rum DNA with something unexpected. This time with Gingerbread and man did that stuff just come to life and start dancing around the room! [#TrueStory] 

Just the faintest whiff of gingerbread and that mythical taunt reverberates around my brain.  "Run, Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread man!" The nerve of that little jerk, right? He also has the mouth of a sailor...I blame the Bay Rum for that.  Well, after kicking back a few rather potent egg nogs, I decided to take that classic holiday tale and shoot it far into the future! Meet I Gingerbread Man, a rebellious, robotic cookie that escapes captivity, and up until now, has always been one step ahead of his would-be captors. However, his constant clever moves, tricks, evasion tactics and incessant snappy retorts have now inspired them to put a generous bounty on that crumby, little, demon spawn head of his. Who's laughing now cookie man? 

Enter Corsac-369, a Cybotic Bounty Hunter and, incidentally, a celebrated Latin Dance Instructor in his down time. Corsac-369 is certainly in for the ride of his life...um, electronic existence (?), and I Gingerbread Man has surely met a more than competent rival with some snazzy moves ta boot...  Who will win this galactic cat and mouse game taking place across all space and time? How far will I Gingerbread Man go to stay out of the Cosmic Cookie Jar? Keep the faith folks for it seems I Gingerbread Man still has a few, funky steps of his own left up his sweet little sleeves, Robo Ginger Style!

  Honestly, I may just leave the outcome in your court my friends! MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY ALL! 

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