Jokes, Groaners and Cornball Preferred

I was inspired by ShadowsDad to start this thread for members to post jokes or humour. I’m a fan of groaners, aka dad jokes or whatever you want to call cornball humour 

Here goes

If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns...

...go for the juggler. 

From the Missus: “I was wrong once....  I thought I made a mistake.”

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From the Missus: “I was wrong once....  I thought I made a mistake.”

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Good one - my version of that one is - I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken. 

What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown?

Does this taste funny to you?

A genuine "Dad Joke".
One of the jobs my dad had was selling farm equipment. Years later he often repeated "We stand behind all of our products — except the manure spreaders."
Now, living in a small town/rural area, I always think of him when one of them goes by on the road.

A genuine "Dad Joke".
One of the jobs my dad had was selling farm equipment. Years later he often repeated "We stand behind all of our products — except the manure spreaders."
Now, living in a small town/rural area, I always think of him when one of them goes by on the road.

Your father was a wise man.

How do you address a Hippies wife? Mississippi!

Why did the blind guy give up skydiving?

Because his dog found it terrifying!

Why did the blind guy give up skydiving?

Because his dog found it terrifying!

I saw the ball coming towards me. Then it hit me.