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The untold story of the 8th Samurai

History has been telling of the exploits of the 7 Samurai (Saburau) that has inspired people throughout the world to do great things in battle and in life, books have been written and movies made. Yet as this story has been told one very important Samurai in missing, Why is this? Is it because the retelling of these men worked better with the number 7, that lucky number 7?

After doing years of research traveling the 4 corners of the earth I found out the true story of the legend, there were 8 Samurais. What I am relaying here is the true history on how the 7 Samurai was actually 8. This is what I uncovered deep in manuscripts and piecing together folklore.

After hearing the plight of the village Kambei Shimada recruited 6 Samurais hoping to get ronin Samurai Paladin Neptune 8 to join up, he knew that the great Neptune 8 had offered his services for free or at the very lest for wine women and song when he felt strongly about injustice. Kambei had fought alongside Neptune 8 in many battles in which Neptune had shaved (saved) Kambei life on numerous occasions. So as far as Kambei was concerned there was no finer warrior then Neptune 8 and if the Samurais had any chance in saving the village, defeating the 40 bandits, Neptune 8 had to be with them.

And so when the great battle had ended there were actual 4 Samurais who live not 3 as the story was told. As far as the aftermath of this battle Neptune 8 continued on his long journey of self-reflection while wielding his sword for justice.

Below are photos ( believe it or not the Japanese were very technically advanced in the late 1500s, in fact, if can believe a group of men was thinking about opening a business called Sony) of Neptune 8 with some of the warriors that fought alongside him. Please notice below there are a few photos of the 12th gen grandson of Neptune's 8 who is following in the family's great Samurai tradition and family namesake as he journeys out to new frontiers offering his extraordinary skills to help those battling injustice (of cause payment would be wine women and song).




Paladin Samuraiiiiiiiii Neptune 8 in Space

The credo of Paladin Neptune 8

"Where ever there is injustice, where ever there is lawlessness Samurai Neptune 8 will always bring order to the universe no matter where no matter how long it takes he will give his 2 band to his last hair".

As the ship passes earth, we hear music coming from the ship

"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars
let me know what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars"

Very nice.

Arrived today

beautiful. my favorite out of the release.

got this brush a few days ago. The ebonite is stunning. Lathers great on the face!

Does the 2CLNA6 have hook,gel tips?

Paladin is indeed offered great bushes I have used one, and It was awesome!

Walter, Donny, and the Dude were mesmerized by the purple jump-suited Jesus who had just thrown a strike. It was at that moment the Jesus turned to the boys and went into a little dance and said, "There is nobody better than Jesus Quintana, nobody bowls better than The Jesus, nobody dances better than The Jesus, nobody is prettier than The Jesus and nobody has a longer or sexier tongue than The Jesus".

He then said "let me tell you, lowlifes, something. I The Jesus took my first winning ball and sent it to Paladin and I had them make me The Jesus the best shaving brush in the world from the best Ball in the world because nobody has Balls like The Jesus. Now I'm going to take this most beautiful Ball and again send it to Paladin so they can again make me the most Beautiful Brushes in the world (from my Balls), which out of the goodness of my heart give each of you pieces of S__t one, and on the brush there will be inscribed from The Jesus himself the most profound words that you will never forget "Nobody F__ks with THE JESUS".   At this point, The Jesus with his slick hair kept in place by a hairnet sashayed away in his ridiculous purple jumpsuit.

Disclaimer
Because of the tender sensibilities of those in the shaving community, I have not included any of The Jesus and Walters remarks, also without saying you know what Walter would have said to Donny.



The Big Lebowski

 
It was a good year for Graphy Oscar he made history at the Academy Awards by winning his 4th Oscar for best Actor in the film “ It's Always a Wonderful Shave” with Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Jennifer Lawrence. As always at the Academy Awards, Graphy walked the red carpet, gave a masterful acceptance speech and enjoyed the adulations of adoring women. 



The next day Graphy left for London for a two-week limited engagement of Shakespeare's Taming, of the Shrew. Where his brothers met up with him to celebrate his success along with some of the most beautiful women in Europe. As the truth be told as all the tabloids have reported the Oscar brothers have always found it hard to keep their love life's in order, it's all about their creativity, the need for danger, their good looks, intellect, and their most beautiful hair, all this and more, women find them irresistible.



After the 2-week engagement Graphy went on to Austria to perform in another special engagement at the famed Vienna Opera House for the World Organization “Save the Children” “The Barber of Seville”. After the engagement Graphy left immediately wanting to avoid another scandal of infidelity this time with one of the organization's largest donors and off to Paris he went to work on his poetry.



Graphy arrived in Paris at four in the morning, his fans were there, reporters were there and the lovely Babet. When they arrived at Babets home on Avenue Montaigne the servants had prepared the bedroom with Graphys favorite fruits. They made wonderful uninhibited love and fell asleep. When they woke the cook had prepared the most delicious Portuguese omelet, fresh fruit and Jamaican Blue Mountain Coffee. It was then that Babet said to Graphy that she needed to talk to him on the rooftop garden, Graphy knew what Babet wanted to say.

Overlooking Paris Babet told Graphy that she was having a very difficult time sharing him with other women. She knows for the last two years when they see each other its always for a week at a time, but it's every 3-4 months and now she needs more because she is crazy about him. She told him that other men cannot make her forget him or compare to him. Babet also knows without question she can get any man she wants, no one would turn her down, she's beautiful, she's a lawyer and is worth tens upon tens of billions of dollars (family, only child) but she only wants to be with him. 

As they talked Babet kept running her fingers through his hair. Graphy told her that she's important to him but he will not stop performing the world over. Babet responded that didn't bother her, it was all those other women, this is what's so very difficult. Graphy looked at her, for so many women have told him this, but Babet was different and if he wanted her, he would have to change some of his ways. 

Babet called her personal secretary to bring up some wine, cheese, and fruit so she and Graphy could continue their talk in the late summer afternoon. When they finished Babet was not very happy for she was spoiled, she was entitled and if she wanted him, which she most definitely did, she would have to compromise, which she did. 

So they agreed with a glass of wine and a lingering kiss no matter where they were in the world they would update their schedules to be together, may it be in London, Paris, New York, Istanbul, Hong Kong, Singapore. It didn't matter where they were in the world, they would find a way to get together and Graphy promised on the souls of his brothers that he would cut down on the women, and most importantly he would always allow her to watch him shave no matter where no matter when.

Those are lovely, lovely brushes, that P7 is just beautiful. Enjoy