#5,211

Scentsless Shaver
Oakland, ME
(4 hours ago)Marko Wrote: Dave, how many razors do you have in your possession at any given time? All of them?  Big Grin

Marko, I bet you have an awe-inspiring collection of Dad jokes!!

My latest favorite I read on FB;

"My wife called me to tell me she saw a bear on the way to work. I asked how she knew it was going to work. She hung up on me."

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#5,212

Posting Freak
(This post was last modified: 3 hours ago by Marko. Edited 1 time in total.)
(3 hours ago)MaineYooper Wrote:
(4 hours ago)Marko Wrote: Dave, how many razors do you have in your possession at any given time? All of them?  Big Grin

Marko, I bet you have an awe-inspiring collection of Dad jokes!!

My latest favorite I read on FB;

"My wife called me to tell me she saw a bear on the way to work. I asked how she knew it was going to work. She hung up on me."

Hilarious!!! I do but I’m not sure we should subject Dave’s thread to our humour!!

What the heck, my favourite. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “why the long face?”

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#5,213

Just Here for the Shaves
Williamsburg, KY
(This post was last modified: 3 hours ago by Dave in KY. Edited 1 time in total.)
(3 hours ago)Marko Wrote:
(3 hours ago)MaineYooper Wrote:
(4 hours ago)Marko Wrote: Dave, how many razors do you have in your possession at any given time? All of them?  Big Grin

Marko, I bet you have an awe-inspiring collection of Dad jokes!!

My latest favorite I read on FB;

"My wife called me to tell me she saw a bear on the way to work. I asked how she knew it was going to work. She hung up on me."

Hilarious!!! I do but I’m not sure we should subject Dave’s thread to our humour!!
Bring them on. Dave welcomes all content and encourages visits. Feel free to campout.

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#5,214

Posting Freak
(3 hours ago)MaineYooper Wrote:
(4 hours ago)Marko Wrote: Dave, how many razors do you have in your possession at any given time? All of them?  Big Grin

Marko, I bet you have an awe-inspiring collection of Dad jokes!!

My latest favorite I read on FB;

"My wife called me to tell me she saw a bear on the way to work. I asked how she knew it was going to work. She hung up on me."
Maybe the bear was carrying a briefcase!

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#5,215

Posting Freak
I saw a guy the other day pushing a cart full of horseshoes, rabbits feet and four leaf clovers up a hill. He was pushing his luck.

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#5,216

Just Here for the Shaves
Williamsburg, KY
(3 hours ago)Marko Wrote: I saw a guy the other day pushing a cart full of horseshoes, rabbits feet and four leaf clovers up a hill. He was pushing his luck.

Big Grin
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#5,217

Posting Freak
Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?

Yeah, neither have I.

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#5,218

Posting Freak
What do call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave!

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#5,219

Just Here for the Shaves
Williamsburg, KY
Since I'll be up at 4am I'm heading to bed. Just kill the lights when you guys are done and I'll catch up reading in the morning.

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#5,220

Posting Freak
How do you get a country girl’s attention?

A tractor. 

Big Grin

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