Consortium to purchase Gillette

If I had enough money to buy Gillette, I wouldn't. I'd give away the rest of my Stirling stock for free and then go buy a banana farm in Belize and disappear.....

and I'd probably buy some new seats for my Jeep.

You know, King Gillette isn't actually dead. He was spotted at a Popeyes in Baton Rouge recently.

Haha. Was Elvis with him? I feel sure that King would have the perfect razor for trimming those pork chop side burns

King spotted in the company of the King.