All things Grooming Dept

Thank god you’re here. What a fantastic service you’re providing for your fellow man. We need more men(?) like you with solid moral footing. I only wish I knew WHERE to spend my money instead!

My dog just took a dump, maybe I can send it to you since you like terrible scents. What's your address? I can overnight it.

Then you can tell everyone I sell a great product!!!

Please tell me what soap I should be buying? Why are you playing so hard to get? It’s almost like you enjoy this. I want to know where I should spend my money!!!

You're arguing with the wrong guy.

If smelling terrible is your thing, I think you found your gig!

Not sure how many more times I can say clearly that I've had 5 soaps by this manufacturer and they've all smelled TERRIBLE.
Nothing even in the grey area.

My dog just took a dump, maybe I can send it to you since you like terrible scents. What's your address? I can overnight it.

Then you can tell everyone I sell a great product!!!

Please tell me what soap I should be buying? Why are you playing so hard to get? It’s almost like you enjoy this. I want to know where I should spend my money!!!

You're arguing with the wrong guy.

If smelling terrible is your thing, I think you found your gig!

Not sure how many more times I can say clearly that I've had 5 soaps by this manufacturer and they've all smelled TERRIBLE.
Nothing even in the grey area.

I don’t know why you think I’m arguing?

I want your guidance. Which soap should I get instead?

Here's a screenshot of one of the PMs I've had with another member.

Please tell me what soap I should be buying? Why are you playing so hard to get? It’s almost like you enjoy this. I want to know where I should spend my money!!!

You're arguing with the wrong guy.

If smelling terrible is your thing, I think you found your gig!

Not sure how many more times I can say clearly that I've had 5 soaps by this manufacturer and they've all smelled TERRIBLE.
Nothing even in the grey area.

I don’t know why you think I’m arguing?

I want your guidance. Which soap should I get instead?

I have hundreds. What do you like?

You're arguing with the wrong guy.

If smelling terrible is your thing, I think you found your gig!

Not sure how many more times I can say clearly that I've had 5 soaps by this manufacturer and they've all smelled TERRIBLE.
Nothing even in the grey area.

I don’t know why you think I’m arguing?

I want your guidance. Which soap should I get instead?

I have hundreds. What do you like?

Just start with your faves.

Here's a screenshot of one of the PMs I've had with another member.

That’s insane. Wouldn’t usually happen with EU soaps subject to certification etc but when someone is making soaps in their kitchen like some of the American artisanal ones you do begin to wonder.

I know you dont like lanolin so have you tried Wholly Kaw siero vegan base? What do you think about MdC?

I am glad that I am not the only who had issues with Angel. While Mo replaced my tub of rotten angel, he previously said on reddit that I am the only one who had issues with Angel

I don’t know why you think I’m arguing?

I want your guidance. Which soap should I get instead?

I have hundreds. What do you like?

Just start with your faves.

Off the top of my head:
Czech & Speake
AoS creams and old tallow soap
Vintage Crabtree & Evelyn
MDC
B&M Reserve

Can't use lanolin, so that's what I get.