AI-Enabled Razor

Oh boy. I should have seen this coming. Just in case any of you feel like your current shaving is just too 'seat of the pants.'
https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bic-smart-shaver

My 16 year old Grandson would understand this immediately.

Just when you thought your privacy couldn't be any more invaded...

Just when you thought your privacy couldn't be any more invaded...

They're welcome to the details of my facial hair mapping if they want it 

yeah...nope!

as if there isn't enough data snooping going on in our daily lives as it is...

Philips has had Bluetooth-enabled electrics for some time, and actually they do a - sort of - decent job of recording and tracking correct pressure, time and movement in a shaving session, providing personalized "coaching" for your shave through an app ("There's an app for that"  ).  Us oldsters probably should get ready to come to terms with Skynet.... 

https://www.usa.philips.com/c-p/S9987_85...ric-shaver

How much do you want to bet that you have to subscribe every month to some service to get the "full functionality" of it? 
*cough*Peloton*cough*

No thank you. I'll stick with my good ol' Spishak Mach 20.

Geezer…..loved the YouTube video! I needed a good laugh to start my day?

How much do you want to bet that you have to subscribe every month to some service to get the "full functionality" of it? 
*cough*Peloton*cough*

...and if the company goes out of business, all your shaves are deleted & the hair ends up back on your face...