You know you've got a Damn Fine Shave when...

...the lady of your life lovingly caresses your face while cooing about how amazing smooth your skin feels...

...13 hours AFTER you've shaved.

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"Now, THAT'S a DAMN FINE SHAVE!"


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…When your wife of 45 years takes a quick glance at your neck and says, you must have did ok sharping that old razor you bought at the flea market last week. Don’t see any bloody toilet paper hanging from your neck.

… 56 hours ago you sent that old flea market razor out to be sharpened and have new scales put on it. Something she didn’t need to know.

Now that’s a damn fine shave.


Sent to you on my 11 year old HP computer because I can’t afford an IPod, I’m spending a lot of money on old straight razors and things.