NEW Adjustable Chill Mill Now Available! Stay Cool!!! Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

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It's getting hotter out there folks, but you don't have to! Crank Up The Cool with our latest version of The Chill Mill!

That's right, we just updated the original design w/ an adjustment dial on the grinder head. Now you can control the coarseness of the menthol crystals!

Also updated the label art too! Turns out there were a few people that had a problem with semi-nude folks being tortured in a freezer on a far away planet...It takes all kinds folks. Regardless, I think EVERYONE will really enjoy the new label!

More Control, Same Great Price!

Yes my friends, this really happened...again!

The goal originally was to create the worlds coldest shave soap, and all was going well but then it occurred to me, who really defines what the coldest soap is? After all, this is a hobby where the mantra is, "your mileage may vary".

So How could I put the control into the customers hands instead?

I sat at my desk pondering this, mindlessly staring at a big bag of organic menthol crystals. In the middle of this conundrum I swiveled around to speak with Fran, who was sitting at her desk behind mine. At that very same moment, she pulled a salt grinder out of her top desk drawer and began to use it on her lunch...BOOM!

Before she was done using it I grabbed it from her hand and turned back around to that bag of menthol.

"Hey, I was...." She began.

"Chocolate and peanut butter Baby!" I screamed.

This exclamation kinda stunned her in her tracks. She got up from behind her desk and made her way to mine. I broke my intense focus only for a second and gave her a cool, knowing nod. She reached over, grabbed the salt and went back to her desk.

So that my friends is the REAL, Honest to Goodness, True Origin story of how The Chill Mill came to be...and man, does it deliver! [whether Fran appreciates my genius or not.]

So How Does This Work & Why Do I Need This?

Simple, you can now turn any of your favorite shave soaps into an instant cooling or face freezing adventure! Seriously, go as lite or as heavy on the menthol as YOU want!

Crank Up The Cool!

Granted, I have always offered something similar to this with my mentholated preshave soaps and jellies but this is that concept on steroids! That said, a little goes a long way so pace yourself with the sprinkles at first...and thank me later!

If you identify yourself as a true "Menth Head", then this is truly the fix for you!

Try Something Different ~ Phoenix Shaving

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Good morning Douglas! Awesome change on an already awesome product. And as far as the label goes, I like to leave stuff out on display and the grand daughters mentioned the naked girl so although I don't find it offensive or shocking I appreciate the new label (although I'll be complaining next week because of yeti nightmares). Hahaha. What is it that Rick used to sing. "Can't please everyone so you got to please yourself".

Good morning Douglas!  Awesome change on an already awesome product.  And as far as the label goes, I like to leave stuff out on display and the grand daughters mentioned the naked girl so although I don't find it offensive or shocking I appreciate the new label (although I'll be complaining next week because of yeti nightmares).  Hahaha.  What is it that Rick used to sing. "Can't please everyone so you got to please yourself".

You are totally right, not having children I didn't think of that at all! Pm or email me after your next order and I will throw a new label in the box so u can cover the controversial one!

Good morning Douglas!  Awesome change on an already awesome product.  And as far as the label goes, I like to leave stuff out on display and the grand daughters mentioned the naked girl so although I don't find it offensive or shocking I appreciate the new label (although I'll be complaining next week because of yeti nightmares).  Hahaha.  What is it that Rick used to sing. "Can't please everyone so you got to please yourself".

You are totally right, not having children I didn't think of that at all! Pm or email me after your next order and I will throw a new label in the box so u can cover the controversial one!

Nope. No need. It's all good. I ought to turn them loose with sharpies and let them draw clothes on. It'd be fun. Like playing barbies (not that I find playing barbies fun.....but that Skipper! Sometimes she just doesn't listen).