I graduated high school clear back in 78 making me in the eyes of some an over-the-hill has been. I sure don't feel over the hill and I know the folks in my whitewater raft are more comfortable, and safer, due to experience and history that the young pups can't muster. (Not that I don't like youth nor am I to the “get off my lawn” stage yet.) But anyway, I grew up during the age of Power Fragrances where men and women smelled much differently. There were no “unisex” scents the like of which I just can't understand! I long for the days of Brut which is almost unrecognizable from its current offering. I ache for men to know how Jovan Musk Oil is so much different than the current Coty produced Jovan Musk (no oil). Grey Flannel? Not the same. Quorum and Aramis? Hey, pretty good but still not quite there. Elsha? I've not tried the current offering but from what I read it too has lost its mojo. Vintage Old Spice is heavenly and makes the current offering ride in the back of the bus. Polo Green? Ah man. That stuff is the juice! And current green just isn't the same without that oak moss. Lauren Chaps is manly enough to raise low testosterone but sadly, unavailable. Shoot, Jovan Grass Oil, perhaps the greatest scent known to man, has not been available in any form for years and vintage bottles are ridiculous. (If anyone has a bottle and wants to be rid of this foul smelling concoction I will help you out.)
Aquatics smell good I suppose, and I wear one or two for momma, but dang Scooter, they just aren't manly! Unisex? Come on man! Hey, don't get me wrong. There are some very nice offerings that are manly (and Savage I'm looking at you). But it seems today its labeled gauche for a man to announce his presence with a fragrance that is both high in projection and sillage. Well folks, I don't mind being that guy! Hey, I don't bathe in fragrance and I don't use fragrance to atone for poor hygiene, but I do enjoy a manly scent worn in a manly fashion and with some restraint and deference to others, I will continue unapologetically. I don't understand the fragrance sites where a young kid will call a frag “dated” which statement sounds as silly as the scent of a hot apple pie, because it's been made for generations, is a dated scent. What? I am not a frag-head but respect those of you who are. What I am though is a cat who doesn't wish to share fragrances with my wife (unless she sneaks some to remind herself of me when I'm gone. That's cool.).
So here's a story to PROOVE my point. A few years back I was sacked out in my bed and in the wee morning hours, half asleep, I rolled over and nibbled on the ear of my bedmate. Hey, I'm a dude who loves his wife and doesn't suffer from low T! Besides, it's like saying “I love you” without having to wake anyone up. This day however, I immediately noticed a difference. Her ears had grown, become fuzzy, and she needed to shave her whiskers! I was jarred awake by a very masculine voice stating “what are you doing dad?” So anyway, my oldest son learned how I say hello to his mother. He and his bride were visiting and while I slumbered, he and grandma swapped out tending a fussy baby. Had he been wearing a power frag he would have saved a bunch on counseling.
So what say you gents? Am I too old-school. Do I need to embrace this era Of androgyny, or do I go ahead, put on a vintage frag, and announce to the world around me I celebrate the differences between men and their wonderful ladies?
Aquatics smell good I suppose, and I wear one or two for momma, but dang Scooter, they just aren't manly! Unisex? Come on man! Hey, don't get me wrong. There are some very nice offerings that are manly (and Savage I'm looking at you). But it seems today its labeled gauche for a man to announce his presence with a fragrance that is both high in projection and sillage. Well folks, I don't mind being that guy! Hey, I don't bathe in fragrance and I don't use fragrance to atone for poor hygiene, but I do enjoy a manly scent worn in a manly fashion and with some restraint and deference to others, I will continue unapologetically. I don't understand the fragrance sites where a young kid will call a frag “dated” which statement sounds as silly as the scent of a hot apple pie, because it's been made for generations, is a dated scent. What? I am not a frag-head but respect those of you who are. What I am though is a cat who doesn't wish to share fragrances with my wife (unless she sneaks some to remind herself of me when I'm gone. That's cool.).
So here's a story to PROOVE my point. A few years back I was sacked out in my bed and in the wee morning hours, half asleep, I rolled over and nibbled on the ear of my bedmate. Hey, I'm a dude who loves his wife and doesn't suffer from low T! Besides, it's like saying “I love you” without having to wake anyone up. This day however, I immediately noticed a difference. Her ears had grown, become fuzzy, and she needed to shave her whiskers! I was jarred awake by a very masculine voice stating “what are you doing dad?” So anyway, my oldest son learned how I say hello to his mother. He and his bride were visiting and while I slumbered, he and grandma swapped out tending a fussy baby. Had he been wearing a power frag he would have saved a bunch on counseling.
So what say you gents? Am I too old-school. Do I need to embrace this era Of androgyny, or do I go ahead, put on a vintage frag, and announce to the world around me I celebrate the differences between men and their wonderful ladies?