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"Clown Fruit, Clown Fruit, Clown Fruit!"
Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Abs*nthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, T-bacco Absolute, & FEAR Absolute.
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First 50 Clown Fruit CK6 Bundles Include NEW Collectible, Limited Edition Holographic Label!
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS! Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of CLOWN FRUIT! A strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left haunting the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait SO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!
The Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side
The Clown Fruit Collection: Ultra Premium Formula CK-6 Artisan Shave Soap, Aftershave/Cologne, Star Jelly (mentholated & menthol free), Eau De Parfum, Deodorant, Solid Cologne, Shampoo Puck, Glo CUBE, Glo TUBE, Beard Balm, Body Soap, Preshave Oil/Beard Oil, Vent Scents and WICKED MERCH!
CLOWN FRUIT GIVEAWAY WINNER: Barry Bedford Way to go Barry! The winning photo is in today's Newsletter! THANKS TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED! (you folks rock!)
What is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?
Ah, Clown Fruit! A Phoenix Shaving, Original Accord, born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation under a full moon! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.
Soon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. The results? EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! Then, I brought in magnetic stirrers to keep the blends in a constant state of motion, giving them that smooth, mature character while sparing me hours of hand-mixing. But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…something mystical. Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue to the scent.
In short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend; a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.
YES, Clown Fruit Glows!
Of course, we had to go beyond the ordinary with Clown Fruit. That hint of the paranormal, the spooky, it’s all in there. So naturally, I decided to make the soap and every product in the Clown Fruit lineup glow. The first of its kind in shavedom! Who shaves in the dark, you ask? Ah, but there’s something thrilling, even dangerous, about a glowing soap. That eerie luminescence was the last spark of life needed to turn Clown Fruit into a living legend. Now, let's talk Abs*nthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a reason for that...whatever it is, it’s probably best left to the shadows.
And then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches.
The Holy Oak
Ah, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more mystical? Who’s to say? But this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.
The Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word Druid itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.
[***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the Hotel Cecil Edition!]
A Cult Classic!
You are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic! If this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique frag all year long!
So, there you have it Shave Cadets, a blend of the mystical and mysterious, ready to add an otherworldly glow to your shave. This is Clown Fruit, the shave soap that straddles the line between light and shadow.
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"Try Something Different, Phoenix Shaving!"
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"Clown Fruit, Clown Fruit, Clown Fruit!"
Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Abs*nthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, T-bacco Absolute, & FEAR Absolute.
First 50 Clown Fruit CK6 Bundles Include NEW Collectible, Limited Edition Holographic Label!
STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP SHAVE CADETS! Give a raucous round of applause for the eerie, enchanting return of CLOWN FRUIT! A strange, yet seductive potion, glowing with magic and mystery, so wildly sought after that many are left haunting the earth, crestfallen and empty-handed, until Clown Fruit season rolls around once more. It’s a maddening wait SO GRAB HIM WHILE WE HAVE HIM CONTAINED!
The Show-Stopping Scent from the Other Side
The Clown Fruit Collection: Ultra Premium Formula CK-6 Artisan Shave Soap, Aftershave/Cologne, Star Jelly (mentholated & menthol free), Eau De Parfum, Deodorant, Solid Cologne, Shampoo Puck, Glo CUBE, Glo TUBE, Beard Balm, Body Soap, Preshave Oil/Beard Oil, Vent Scents and WICKED MERCH!
CLOWN FRUIT GIVEAWAY WINNER: Barry Bedford Way to go Barry! The winning photo is in today's Newsletter! THANKS TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED! (you folks rock!)
What is Clown Fruit, and Why Should You Love It?
Ah, Clown Fruit! A Phoenix Shaving, Original Accord, born nearly a decade ago from pure, unbridled experimentation under a full moon! I was deep into old-school perfuming, scouring vintage texts and dusty apothecary cookbooks, hunting for forgotten recipes and ancient secrets. The techniques I found were as varied as they were intriguing, so I decided to give my own ideas a spin, mixing in a little alchemy from the brewing world.
Soon, I was tossing oak cubes into batches to capture that rich, aged quality, much like fine spirits in a cask. The results? EPIC enough to make me invest in real oak barrels! Then, I brought in magnetic stirrers to keep the blends in a constant state of motion, giving them that smooth, mature character while sparing me hours of hand-mixing. But, the night came when I realized I needed something more…something mystical. Enter absinthe, the Green Fairy herself! I added wormwood to the mix, bringing a whole new level of intrigue to the scent.
In short, these tweaks turned Clown Fruit into an intoxicating Frankenstein blend; a potion crafted from bits and pieces of everything magical and strange. It’s a madcap creation, with layers upon layers of character, and it’s one of our original scents that started us on a path of doing things very differently.
YES, Clown Fruit Glows!
Of course, we had to go beyond the ordinary with Clown Fruit. That hint of the paranormal, the spooky, it’s all in there. So naturally, I decided to make the soap and every product in the Clown Fruit lineup glow. The first of its kind in shavedom! Who shaves in the dark, you ask? Ah, but there’s something thrilling, even dangerous, about a glowing soap. That eerie luminescence was the last spark of life needed to turn Clown Fruit into a living legend. Now, let's talk Abs*nthe, the Green Fairy herself! No stranger to strange activity and the paranormal, this elixir has always had an air of mystery. Few dare drink its sweet, sinister taste in daylight, and you know there's a reason for that...whatever it is, it’s probably best left to the shadows.
And then, we have the Elderberry. In pagan lore, the elder tree was revered, believed to possess powers of protection, dream-inducing magic, and healing. Elder wood, leaves, and berries were prized for warding off harm, hung over doorways, or placed in sacred spaces. Even the flowers were used in facial washes for good measure. But spend the night beneath an elder tree, they said, and you’d dream of the faerie lands. Yet, on the other hand, among Christian traditions, the elder became a symbol of sorrow and death. It was even said that Judas chose the elder tree for his final act, and that the cross of Christ was carved from its wood. The elder was both revered and feared, often used in rituals to protect against witches.
The Holy Oak
Ah, the Oak, no mere tree but a giant rooted in myth and legend across the ages! Revered by the Greeks, Romans, Celts, Slavs, and Teutons, it was the grandest of all trees, the one favored by their supreme gods: Zeus, Jupiter, Dagda, Perun, and Thor. Each of these deities commanded the rain, thunder, and lightning, and it’s no coincidence that the mighty oak drew lightning strikes more than any other tree. Was it low electrical resistance or something more mystical? Who’s to say? But this towering force became a symbol of raw power and divine connection, a bridge between earth and sky.
The Druids, with their deep reverence for nature, often conducted their rites in sacred oak groves, believing the tree to hold special magic. The word Druid itself likely means “men of the oaks,” and these wise mystics believed that mistletoe growing on an oak was a direct gift from the gods, placed there, perhaps, by a divine lightning strike. This blend of reverence and ritual is what we’ve captured in Clown Fruit. Each element weaves together, a concoction born of alchemical intention, a blend that’s more than just a shave, more like an incantation, a connection to the ancient roots of power itself.
[***I should also add, for those of you who follow the PAA Saga, Clown Fruit made his first appearance as an evil character in the Hotel Cecil Edition!]
A Cult Classic!
You are absolutely going to be bewitched and transfixed by this Hallow's Eve classic! If this is your first year grabbing this scent, know that you will be reaching for this unique frag all year long!
So, there you have it Shave Cadets, a blend of the mystical and mysterious, ready to add an otherworldly glow to your shave. This is Clown Fruit, the shave soap that straddles the line between light and shadow.
http://shor.by/LK6W [Please Share This Post w/ the Most!]
"Try Something Different, Phoenix Shaving!"
#ClownFruit #FallScent #PhoenixShaving #PhoenixArtisanAccoutrements #MensFallFragrance #Artisan #CUBElife #AShaveNewWorld #TrySomethingDifferent #AcceptNoImitations #SciFiShave
“Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.” ~ Carl Sagan